Friday, December 9, 2011

Anticipation

Well the much anticipated day came, and yes I took off from work, and went without an ultrasound! WHAT?!?@?

So went to the doctor on Monday to find out I would be poked full of holes, have to pee in a cup, answer fiftybagillion questions, and no picture! Nope they werent expecting me for that kind of visit so I needed to come back in two weeks. SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!@

Oh no! So I did all that went to the front desk lady to see what they had for Tuesday! (did I mention impatient) Nada, Wednesday, NADA, Thursday for crying out loud.....ding ding ding one appointment at 1030! HALLELUIAH! TOOK IT!

And guess what I got.......

well yes I got to pee in a cup, again, its kinda the thing in the ob office apparently, but I also got


This. How cute is my little kumqwait! So cute! And lookign at this I just know its a BOY (it looks identical to what Jax looked like) but who knows maybe...Hopefully I am wrong! I really need some hair, and bows, and dresses, and shoes, and purses, dolls, princesses and PINK for goodness sake! Im drowning in trucks (and I dont know what kind they are).

Well I also got a due date but Im sure its going to be wrong....and some much needed encouragement from the doctor with no NO NO sense of humor.  Due date is July 6, 2012, and encouragement was dont worry this labor PROBABLY won't be as long as the first... CONSIDERING I WAS IN LABOR FOREVER with JAX I sure hope not!!!!

Please anyone out there with a second child let me know that labor is shorter, quicker, the drugs work, and painless it would be really appreciated at this moment. ALSO a guess on what kumqwait is, I would love to hear any.....

Friday, December 2, 2011

Exhaustion

Im not sure if it is the pregnancy or the lack of caffeine. Whoever did a study to find out that pregnant people should not drink coke, or pepsi, should be shot! I mean five hour energies are out, and exhaustion has set in here, so what am I supposed to do.......CHEW GUM.... well Apparently according to Google I should chew gum to stay awake, hmph who knew.

well I am up for trying anything....at least for the next five minutes.

Im so sleepy. I found myself in a George Costanza (sienfield reference, although i never watch sienfield) at lunchtime today. I literally crawled under my desk pulled out my blanket, I keep for when its cold in the office, and passed out for about fourty five minutes. I would have probably slept straight on to five oclock if my mother hadnt called. I swear with my mom its like she has an alert on her phone that tells her when I am napping. Is that an ap, that I am unaware of, and do they have another ap to fight it?

Well on a happy note, normally I would do a jig, but I can barely type I am so tired, it is Friday, and seeing as I am planning on making it to Monday, at least I hope! I will get to see the inside of this here belly. I promise to take a belly pic, even though I dread it!
It will probably look more like an arial map with a giant crater in the center. You see I have stretch marks from my first baby, and they have yet to retreat. If anyone out there happens to have an awesome remedy, trust me I have tried different things but am open to try more, please let me know.
And if I can figure it out a pic of the pic I get from the good ole doc.

Oh and on the pants war....Im losing hopelessly there, there are literally two pairs of pants in my closet that fit. The jeans that are on my butt right now are hanging on for dear life as is the rubberband that is double looped around the button. Thank God I own two long shirts. Oh crap that makes for exactly four outfits. LOOKS like I am off to Target after work.

well I hope everyone has a good weekend......
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